Paperweight's Roadtrip
Canon?
Yes (has a planned occurence in the plot)
Main Cast
Location
Time period
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Synopsis
Paperweight retires. His apprentice Goose drives him to the Fantoni border. Paperweight opens his tightly-sealed box of memories. This is an unfinished case that Goose has to complete.
After the events in The Nuke From Moreland, Paperweight was diagnosed with chronic leukemia.
Having already been super pissed off by all his other old people problems like his medicine box the "leash of curses," he decided that instead of seeking treatment he would kickstart earlier his plan of retiring to and dying in Fanton.
He sent in his resignation form, got his endless source of free labor -- Goose, and asked her to drive him to the border, where he had people (hired using bribe money) waiting to drive him to the villa (bought using bribe money). Paperweight had received a lot of bribes, apparently.
Along the way, he told Goose about his legend. The legend was not complete. She had to complete it for him. Tie up the loose ends.
