About The Iron Ragdoll.
Table of contents.
The characters!
Our protagonist! Need I say more?
Owner of the bakery!
Editor of the press!
The guy who can solve all your problems but doesn't want to.
Who is this girl and why does she want us to call her Guillotine?
The boss of everything at once, but nothing in particular.
Quiet badass.
Owner, bartender, and everything else of the tavern!
Self-proclaimed mayor of Hillslope!
Photographer for the press!
Basically a dead guy already.
Some martial arts master in the woods.
(KEE-blee) Magic chicken ADHD girl.
Adventurous fidgety boy.
Big kind boy with no manners.
Quiet, grumpy girl.
Hardworking girl who would be cheerful if she had the time to smile.
Creepy old boy who knows everything and more.
Our favorite spy husband.
Silly little boy who writes his feelings all over his face.
Bandwagon girl.
The only one in the team who actually works.
Grouchy old guy who hates fun.
A little girl who cries pearls
Star entrepreneur.
Fleash rebel fighting for independence from Sylvandia.
Obnoxious fangirl.
A freaking psychopath.
The boss of everything in existence.
For snabbergatt's sake the only normal person in the family.
Would be normal too if he weren't a boy which makes him oh-so-special.
Jerboa's big sister.
Jerboa's mother, lead scientist of Project Boomerang.
Jerboa's father, co-lead scientist of Project Boomerang.
A miserable wreck.
A sortable text list of characters.
A graph of character relationships!
Character tags.
Send me a message.
Which MSS character are you?
Generate stupid scenarios!
A bunch of pictures I drew in 2023.
A bunch of pictures I drew in 2024.
A bunch of pictures I drew in 2025.
A bunch of pictures I drew.
Statistics for my gallery because I'm a stats nerd.
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The kids find a nuke in the basement of an abandoned house. The Ministry of State Security gets involved. So begins a tug-of-war over the ownership of the nuke.
Buttercup's backstory.
Candlelight goes back home to his little village, meeting a more-than-friend along the way. Incidents happen.
Sparky makes friends at school and struggles to catch up because she received like. Zero elementary school education. Also there's a kleptomaniac who keeps stealing her pens.
Elegance gets kidnapped. Sparky refuses to leave her side and also gets kidnapped.
Goose's backstory.
Halcyon's backstory
Sparky investigates the murder of Amulet and the assault on Starry. She digs up more than she was supposed to.
Ironheart gets assassinated. Fortunately, he survives. Unfortunately, he is no longer Ironheart.
Jackpot's backstory.
Mishap in Sparky's home during the new year leads to shocking discoveries.
The disappearance of a friend drags the group down the rabbit hole of Fantoni organized crime.
Paperweight's backstory.
Paperweight retires. His apprentice Goose drives him to the Fantoni border. Paperweight opens his tightly-sealed box of memories. This is an unfinished case that Goose has to complete.
Peacock's backstory.
The friends send a kidnapped girl home, all the way across the continent. When the journey ends, everything stays the same, and yet no one is the same anymore.
Pumpkin's backstory.
Qibli's backstory.
An MSS officer searches Sparky's apartment.
Candlelight gets an annoying suicide watch target and ends up quitting his job.
A group of outlaws escape the country. betrayals happen and they all get caught instead.
The two families go on a vacation.
Tundra's backstory.
What if Ayn Rand made a country?
What if CEOs made a country?
Hyrax's personal island.
The calendar of holidays and birthdays!
Creatures of the world!
What if PETA made a country?
A brief history of the world.
The international organization for superpowers.
A nomadic tribe in Moreland.
What if introverts made a country?
Your briefing of the TIR world.
What are souls and how do they work?
Superpowers, and how they interact with each other!
What if no one made a country and you're all just smooshed together?
Economic center of Westavia
Capital of Westavia
Westavia's security apparatus
What if alcoholics made a country?
The world of The Iron Ragdoll.
