About

Paperweight is an officer at the Ministry of State Security but is going to retire soon.

He is constantly angry at everything at once but nothing in particular. Also he's homophobic as snabbergatt.

He usually maintains a very calm and authoritative composure to others, especially the people he deals with at work -- spies, moles, and pesky annoying kids. But to people he knows, like his subordinates, he constantly yells at them.

He misses the old times when he could actually run without his knees screaming murder and shoot a gun without his hands shaking. This is why he hates young people -- because he's kind of jealous.

Stories

• A Nuke From Moreland
  The kids find a nuke in the basement of an abandoned house. The Ministry of State Security gets involved. So begins a tug-of-war over the ownership of the nuke.
• Paperweight's Backstory
  Paperweight's backstory.
• Paperweight's Roadtrip
  Paperweight retires. His apprentice Goose drives him to the Fantoni border. Paperweight opens his tightly-sealed box of memories. This is an unfinished case that Goose has to complete.

Relationships

Goose (apprentice)

Paperweight is constantly annoyed that Goose didn't live up to his expectations.

Pumpkin

Paperweight hates Pumpkin because he's so annoying. Also because he's jealous at how Pumpkin was smarter and stronger than him. And that he's mad at himself for growing old.

If Pumpkin pulled out a boba tea in front of him, he would take it and dump the entire thing down the drain while forcing Pumpkin to watch.

Also he thinks Pumpkin is a weirdo because Paperweight is homophobic as snabbergatt.

Pumpkin quite reveres Paperweight, and is especially curious about the "legend" he created. At the same time he was also scared of him, because snabbergatt knows how he's going to be tortured if Paperweight finds out about his treason.

Trivia

• He canonically speaks Cantonese. He's the only character who does, and other characters don't find anything off about it.
• 楼人嘎说粤语。
• He has a little "my goddamn leash of curses" which is a medicine box, the kind that has cells arranged in three rows (for breakfast, lunch, and dinner) and seven columns (from Monday to Sunday). You put the required amount of pills in each box at the start of every week and take the pills as scheduled. He hates it to the guts.

Reference

Gallery

Drawing Permissions

(Nearly identical to my Artfight permissions anyways.)

Character Permissions

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Global Permissions

• Design clarifications
  • The marks on the girls' faces are eyelashes, not face paint! You can draw whatever you want; I'm just making sure you don't think it's face paint.
  • None of my characters have real-world skin colors! Their races are just whether they have ears or horns on their heads, so everyone's skin color is the same.
    • You can draw whatever color you want as long as it's either normal human color, or grayscale. My default is Asian though for your reference.
  • The highlights on their hair are parts of the design, and are optional.
  • Their ears are furry but not fluffy. Shorthair, if you may.
• Don't
  • NSFW, 18+, whatever
    • This involves artistic nudity
    • Or anything that sexualizes them
  • Change their eye color too much
  • Non-canon ships
  • Hateful stuff, duh
• Go wild
  • Everything else should be fine, such as gore, interaction with anyone, outfit / in-universe race / gender / species swap, mass attacks, etc
  • If you're not sure, feel free to ask!