Contents

• About
• Stories
• Relationships
• Trivia
• Reference
• Gallery

If you feel unloved, we can send you to the Ministry of Love, where you'll be loved so much you don't ever need to be loved again!

About

Goose is just like other girls. She likes everything other girls like. She does everything other girls do. She listens to whatever music is most popular at the moment. She watches whatever show is most popular at the moment.

Goose is just happy to spend her life on the bandwagon.

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Goose is an officer at the Ministry of State Security. She likes juggling her baton and giving vague threats about sending people to a possible Ministry of Love. She has a knack of trying her best at everything she puts her mind to do.

She 's 29 but still lives with her parents. If they died she would bury herself with them.

Stories

• A Nuke From Moreland
  The kids find a nuke in the basement of an abandoned house. The Ministry of State Security gets involved. So begins a tug-of-war over the ownership of the nuke.
• Paperweight's Roadtrip
  Paperweight retires. His apprentice Goose drives him to the Fantoni border. Paperweight opens his tightly-sealed box of memories. This is an unfinished case that Goose has to complete.
• Goose Opens the Door
  Goose exerts her authority.
• Goose's Backstory
  Goose's backstory.

Relationships

Sky (apprentice)

Goose's first very own apprentice is Sky.

Pumpkin (colleague / friend)

Pumpkin and Goose are on the same team in the MSS, both on the younger side. They have a very pure and goofy friendship, always willing to help each other out, and always ready to laugh at each other when they do something stupid (which is often).

Halcyon (superior)

Halcyon and Goose are on the same team. Goose trusted and looked up to Halcyon, treating him like another shifu; and Halcyon kept her in the dark about his treason.

When Halcyon was outed as a traitor and a murderer, Goose felt betrayed. She poured all her anger into the interrogation, torturing him into spitting out his soul, until he spilled all his secrets.

If Halcyon's betrayal had merely been "business" mixed with a bit of bribery and coercion before, now he had nothing but animosity towards Bauhinia and its system. As for Goose, this was just the start of her journey of becoming the queen of torture.

Paperweight (shifu)

Paperweight is constantly annoyed that Goose didn't live up to his expectations.

Jackalope (arch nemesis)

Goose and Jackalope had never met each other. They only know each other by code names. If they were to meet, they would have become great friends; but they became enemies because of the countries they respectively served.

Maybe on late, sleepless nights, they would lie awake wondering what the girl over there looked like. Did she like gardening too? Did she cry when the protagonists of that trashy soap opera broke up too? What kind of a person was she?

They could look into the iron curtain and stare at their reflections. That might as well be her.

Trivia

• She gives off a goofy villain vibe.
• She loves juggling her baton, kicking it from one foot to the other, catching it on her chin, spinning it on her fingertips, and throwing it at random colleagues (usually Pumpkin).
• If she were ever to have a theme song, it would be titled Goosebumps（鹅皮疙瘩）.
• If she had a lusus, it would be a goose.
• Song: 苍蝇（The Fly） - ilem

Reference

Gallery

Some art are from other people. If you see your art here and want me to remove it / change the attribution, or if you'd drawn this character before and I didn't put that here and you'd like me to, please tell me!

Drawing Permissions

(Nearly identical to my Artfight permissions anyways.)

Character Permissions

• You can change the uniform design, but
  • Keep it a dark color
  • Have the Bauhinian pink somewhere on it
  • Make sure they're wearing gloves

Global Permissions

• Design clarifications
  • The marks on the girls' faces are eyelashes, not face paint! You can draw whatever you want; I'm just making sure you don't think it's face paint.
  • None of my characters have real-world skin colors! Their races are just whether they have ears or horns on their heads, so everyone's skin color is the same.
    • You can draw whatever color you want as long as it's either normal human color, or grayscale. My default is Asian though for your reference.
  • The highlights on their hair are parts of the design, and are optional.
  • Their ears are furry but not fluffy. Shorthair, if you may.
• Don't
  • NSFW, 18+, whatever
    • This involves artistic nudity
    • Or anything that sexualizes them
  • Change their eye color too much
  • Non-canon ships
  • Hateful stuff, duh
• Go wild
  • Everything else should be fine, such as gore, interaction with anyone, outfit / in-universe race / gender / species swap, mass attacks, etc
  • If you're not sure, feel free to ask!