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About The Iron Ragdoll.
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About the site
A paracosm about a little girl solving mysteries and getting tangled up in conspiracies, corporate intrigue, and international espionage! This website is where I display everything I have created for this paracosm.
You can browse through it with the navigation bar at the top. The first link will take you back to the top of the page. There's also a bunch of links on the homepage that takes you to important pages on the site.
You can also switch color themes through the toggle at the bottom. Happy browsing!
Content warnings
This site and its contents feature strong language, cartoon violence, and occasional mature themes. It's generally rated as 16+.
It should be obvious that I do not agree with everything presented on this site, such as the opinions and actions of the characters. Even a lot of the out-of-character content is written with an exaggerated joking tone. Please don't treat it so seriously.
JavaScript usage
This site uses JavaScript for theme switching, comic save / load, table sorting, gallery popups, webrings, the relationship graph, the scavenger hunt result page, and most of the fun pages. The personality quiz needs a script too for some reason. It should be fine to view most other things with JS disabled.
License
(Me pretending I totally know all about licenses) The contents of this site is licensed under CC-BY-NC-SA. This thang pretty much sums up my attitude towards anything, really: do whatever you want, credit the original author, don't make money off it, and don't prevent other people from doing the same to your version. If something out there isn't released under this license somehow, I'd be a good little pirate and pretend it is anyways. (Here is your daily reminder that pirating is good, actually. It doesn't cut off any profits from the seller. Basic economics apply: you cannot make money off a consumer whose willingness-to-pay is zero.)
I'd love code to have a similar license too, but apparently noncommercial goes against being open-source? Like how come? The closest to CC-BY-NC-SA I've found is GNU GPLv3, but that still allows commercial use, which goes against my principle of "if I cannot make money, no one else should either." So I'm gonna tack this license to the code anyways. Who's gonna stop me? Who's actually gonna use the code? Right? If you do turn out wanting to copy my code (or a part of it), I have four things to say to you: go wild, credit me, don't make money (stay poor with me), and I love you.
About me
CONFIDENTIAL
Name: Tofutush
Known aliases: 黑帮老大，吸螺壳
Unknown aliases: We don't know; that's why they're unknown you doofus
Pronouns: she/her
Languages: 中 / Eng
Status: At large
DoB: Feb 1
Occupation: Lurker (professional)
Summary: Subject is a human being1 who displays a strong interest in fake people in her head. Is known to participate in cultish worshipping activities of domestic felines. May spontaneously eat people2. Sometimes imagines herself being a "supreme dictator of the entire world." Likes the phrase "it's easy to kill but hard to dispose of the body3."
Recent sightings:
Risk assessment: Low risk. Subject can and will trip over her own shoelaces. Has next to zero countersurveillance skills. The only obstacle to containment is her spontaneous consumption of other people.
Boundaries
Please don't draw parallels between my paracosm and real-life, even if I initiated it! I understand the difference between real-world and imaginary, and so should you. This includes (but is not limited to) first and foremost comparing Bauhinia to Hong Kong based on the flower alone.
Fan content
I welcome any sort of derivative content, like fanart, OCs, and everything, as long as you understand that they are not canon. For what is worth, the races and creatures are also all classified as open species. Make sure to show me anything you make; I'd love to see them!
CC-BY-NC-SA license applies; see the section below!